Female Body Language

Female Body Language

Reading female body language is not only a laborious task, but at times, impossible. It is truly said that woman is the most complicated creature created by God and believe it or not, she is herself confused of her complicated character at times.
MenWit Staff
Last Updated: Feb 10, 2018
"A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon." - Arnold Haultain

That was truly said and take my word, that's the power of a lady's body language.
She comes, she sees and she makes it a point to conquer. But what about men? Can they claim the same about themselves? Instead of asking how to read a female's mind and body language, how about getting into her shoes and thinking the way she does? Oh no...I am not telling you to think about cute teddy bears and chocolate ice cream (and other controversial things), but considering the way she interprets things would just help you to uncomplicate the mystery a little. So, without further delay, let's just get on to answer your query, how to read the body language of a woman.
Signals You Must Look Out For
Unhappy woman
Somber
It is true that a woman's character is lined with many layers. She is vivid and unpredictable. She is vivacious, puzzling, cunning and crafty. She can be highly brave and at the same time, vulnerable. Though it is true that it is nearly impossible to predict and conjecture her actions and reactions, close observation can definitely guide you to understand the trends of a female's body language. Actions speak louder than words and this seems to be true for women if you can follow the hints embedded in their behavior and body language.
Look at Me!
Woman feeling sad
Sad
They can go to any lengths to get noticed. A girl over-reacts to grab the attention of the guy she likes. For example, she would laugh a little too loudly and make it a point that you are noticing her. Now, here comes the twist in the tale. It is possible that she would ignore you completely and behave as if you are invisible. Don't be disappointed, she is a woman and her trademark is complexity. It is just a game that she likes to play with herself - 'the tougher the better'. It is your job to catch the signals of the lady in question.
The Touch!
Scared woman
Scared
An interested woman would definitely try to gain proximity with the man of her liking. The touch of a finger, slapping on the shoulder or a whisper in the ear, she is definitely interested in getting closer. She would sit pointing her legs towards you and make all possible efforts to give you a little extra importance, without making it too obvious. Women just love to add spice to a probable fling.
Secrets You Always Wished to Know
Snarling Woman
Snarl
Sometimes, women tend to do things which they are themselves not aware of, and mostly are unintentional. It becomes quite dicey as most of the time you receive false signals. She might not be interested in you romantically and is just treating you with warmth either because she genuinely likes you (a regular friendly liking) or it is her feminine impulses and softness of character that is reflected in her behavior. Whatever be the reason, DO NOT misinterpret her, remember it is never that simple!
The Tricks that Attract Men
Physical Indications
Naughty woman
Naughty
Teasing the man of her interest with her hair, lips and eyes as tools, is one of the most common body language signals that attracts men. The hair is stroked every now and then, it is tossed making the shoulders bare. This shows off her soft, delicate skin which is a sign of willingness to come closer. Moreover, she can use her lips and eyes at the same time to attract you. Her full, glossy lips and her soft gaze indicates that she wants you to notice, how beautiful she is and it is a sure shot killer. As I have mentioned before, it is not at all simple to decode the gestures, as she gives multiple hints at one go (Who said women are bad at multi-tasking??).
Superficial Indications
Happy woman
Happy
A woman becomes conscious in front of the man of her liking, as she wants to look neat and smart in his presence. She adjusts her clothes a little too often and this gesture, though mostly unintentional, makes a guy lose his composure. Another expression that makes a guy powerless is her body smell, her shoes (believe me, guys like women wearing high heels - only if it doesn't make her taller than him!). A woman fiddling with some object usually indicates that she is playful at heart and that she would love to play the love-game with you. It is her unique way of communication. Though at times it can simply indicate nervousness and consciousness. Be careful my man!
Some Facts about the Fairer Sex
Here are some facts about women (or rather some jokes!) that would confirm your doubts about females being E. T. (extra tangled) in their personality traits. Have a laugh!
Shy woman
Shy
☻ Women do NOT want an honest answer to the questions, 'How do I look?' and 'Is that girl good looking?'.

☻ Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility.

☻ When a woman answers, "I'm fine", in reality, she isn't.

☻ The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

☻ If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

☻ Women's Dictionary
1. No = Yes
2. May be = No
3. We need = I want
4. We need to talk = I want to complain
5. Am I fat? = Tell me I am beautiful
6. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
Worried woman
Worry
Woman holding pastry
Desire
Flirty woman
Flirty
Woman glaring
Glare
Woman Facial Expressions
Gross
Surprised women
Surprise
Angry woman
Angry
Disgusted woman
Disgusted
Frustrated woman
Frustrated
Satisfied woman
Satisfied
Teenage girl
Contempt
Excited woman
Excited
All jokes apart, the best way to a woman's heart is very simple. Trust me on that. You give her a drop of honest, unbiased love and she would be overwhelmed to shower you over and over with rains of unfathomable adoration and devotion. If she likes you, her delicate body language and expressions would reflect that she is interested in you. You just need to catch the cues, decipher them and your day (rather days) is made.