Are you going through such a long dry spell, that it seems like the rain gods have forgotten you exist? Have you tried every trick in the book and still failed to pick up a date? And, have you tried your hand at using romantic pick up lines, only to end up picking up a fight with the girl’s hitherto invisible hulk of a boyfriend? Then, it’s time to go out there and pick up prospective partners using the right lines!
Intelligent Pickup Lines
Him: I’m sorry, were you talking to me?
Her: No.
Him: Well then, please start.
If you were the new burger at McDonald’s, you would be the McGorgeous!
I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You should be someone’s wife. How about mine?
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
We’re going to know each other eventually, why not now?
I think we are made for each other.
Let’s take a walk to remember.
I guess you won’t mind spending the rest of your life with me.
You are so hot, when I look at you I get a tan
Him: Do you want some raisins? Her: No. Him: How about a date?
Him: POOF! Her: What are you doing? Him: I’m here, what are your other two wishes?
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Him: Giant polar bear Her: What? Him: It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is…
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)… Janice?
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall… I’m sitting on my wallet.”
You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Here’s the key to my car that will take you to my heart.
Excuse me, can you show me the way that leads to your heart!
Your existence proves the world is still so beautiful.
Sweet Pickup Lines
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Him: Can I have directions? Her: To where? Him: To your heart.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Him: You look like my first wife! Her: How many wives have you had? Him: None
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you, that he needs my heart back.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it’s just my heart pounding!
These were a few of the best pick up lines, which you can use when trying to be her knight in shining armor or his dream girl. I’d suggest you to freely voice your mind and sound confident. So get down to it and bag yourself a date!
