Thinking of funny questions to ask a girl? You better have all the right ones because a question can offend or make her smile. There is a fine line in between being funny and being weird, and most guys try so hard to be funny that they end up being weird.
Good questions may serve as great ice-breakers between two individuals and may also lead to a delightful conversation. Knowing some interesting or funny questions is essential for guys on dates as they tend to become nervous in the verge of making a good impression. To ensure that the meeting or date goes well, it is essential that the guy acts normal and feels confident in front of the girl.
If it is a first date, remember you just can’t ask her anything. Imagine this time you have with her as a test which you have to ace. You can be the guy that starts up a weird and uncomfortable conversation OR you can ask her the following questions and make this date fun and special. The ball is in your court.
Funny Questions to Ask a Girl
First dates are usually awkward. Guys are extremely nervous and they try hard to make a good impression. It is universally agreed that guys are expected to make the first move. So, there is no need to get nervous, just smile and ask her silly and humorous questions to break the ice.
Are Lipton employees allowed to take coffee breaks?
Do you think that fish get thirsty?
What is the opposite of opposite?
What word starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”? (The answer here is firetruck but if she says the F-word then you can tease her by saying, Oh! Now I know what’s on your mind?)
People always say that the future is uncertain then why do we take insurance policies and go for career counseling?
Does anyone ever vanish with a trace?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why are those ‘easy open’ food packages never easy to open?
What is the one thing would I ‘not’ know about you at the first meeting?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of the alphabet soup?
What’s your favorite color?
The most embarrassing moment?
If I kiss after I’ve dropped you home, will you slap me?
What was your funniest moment in life?
More Funny Questions to Ask
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. This is not just the title of a bestselling book but also a harsh reality of life that haunts guys. Both men and women are extremely different, but mutual admiration can be established if we understood each other better, and that can only happen if we enjoy each others’ company.
What happened to the other 56 varieties of Heinz 57 sauce?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
Why do they call the airport a terminal if flying is supposed to be safe?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, who’s got all the money?
How come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?
Which of your siblings do you actually want to murder?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes and from Finland Fines?
Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway?
What is your wildest fantasy till date? If it were to come true, who would you want in it?
If you won a billion dollars, what would you do with it?
Have you ever indulged in a cat-fight?
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected.
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
What happens when the future has come and gone?
Does Satan have a last name?
Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?